Jay Leno vs. Conan O'Brien

I'm sad to say Jay Leno would win but in a comedy royale Conan would be victorious.

Only Mr. McMahon(HAHAHA) can answer this one, Roger Bobo vs. Arnold Jacobs vs. R. Wiston Morris. (and reason why)

Everyone: John Williams (composer) vs. John Williams (The sucky one)

(keep opinions to yourself) Mr McMahan vs. Mr. Pappas

that last one... i'm not sure lol

Well answer who between john williams would win, and then make your own one up, thats how this works lol

Since John Williams (composer) is 77 years old, I would venture to say The Sucky One would win.

Mr. Mac vs. Pappas? I guess they might as well be celebrities. It would obviously be a battle between their hair since they're otherwise equally matched. Mr. Mac doesn't stand a chance unless he lets the 'fro grow. He'd need to make it really big. Because facial hair is pretty cool.

As I'm sure you all must be aware.

UGHHHHHHHHHHH first of all I meant BOXING not a battle between hair, only sick, sadistic, abject people would think of that. This is a mans forum here, we are talking about BOXING, and CAN"T YOU READ CORY it said "(KEEP OPINIONS TO YOURSELF)" IT WAS HYPOTHETICAL! ALSO before that I said you have to create your own version of celebs boxing.

It's not an opinion. It's a fact. In a boxing match, they would be evenly matched physically. The power and coolness of their hair would be the only thing that would decide the outcome.

But thanks for correcting me. I'm glad Mr. Mac told you the rules so you could arbiter disputes like this. Thanks.

Alright. Kieffer Sutherland vs. Desi Arnaz. Go.

Well seeing how Desi is DEAD I'd go with jack bower, but I'm pretty sure if I had a right angle I could take him down. 

Alex Trebek (acted by Will Ferrell) Vs. Sean Connery (acted by Darrell Hammond)

Eyvonne vs. Fionna

Eyvonne. She got a French name.

Morgan vs. Sarah. GO!

prob sarah. because i wouldn't feel like it. or i'd start crying. or both. probably.

HEYYYYYYY thats not fair no one answered mine, and you didn't post a thingy up after it so I'll put my old one up.

Bob Villa vs. Tim "The Tool Man" Taylor

Bob because Tim would try to use some tool and get himself hurt...

or Bob would just like threaten Tim's car or somthing

Definitly Bob Villa and MR. MC YOU DIDN"T ANSWER MINE!!!!!!!!!

Alex Trebek (acted by Will Ferrell) Vs. Sean Connery (acted by Darrell Hammond)

I believe that it would be Sean Connery.  He couldnt beat Sean.

How about Chuck Norris vs Jackie Chan  cool 

Morgan at 12:02PM on Feb 27, 2009

Eyvonne vs. Fionna

Eyvonne because she would beat her down for the extra tip money.  

Conan

I'm not allowed to answer.

John Williams

Draw

Desi (I don't even know who that is)

I'm not answering Trebek vs. Connery because it's making Dan freak out and it's really funny.

Eyvonne (as previously stated)

Sarah

Still not answering Dan.

Bob Villa because he's a real carpenter and he would just bevel all over Tim Allen's (not a real carpenter or even a real anything except a real jerk) face. Then he would like, router some louvered shutters and go film and espisode of This Old House, where he would not cut off any of his appendages or get his face stuck in a grill or sand Al's back. Plus, Bob Villa does not rely on a faceless neighbor for advice (no offense to Wilson, he was the best part of that show). Yeah.

Still not answering Dan.

Jackie Chan. Because I'm tired of hearing about Chuck Norris. 

Sarah, nice indepth description!

Sadly, I would have to agree that Eyvonne would beat Fiona, but one day......

Stevie Wonder vs. Hellen Keller