So Cory and I started discussing this tonight, but we couldn't fully answer some of the questions, so I decided to open it up to the general public. Let's get inside each other's minds!!

But please, keep it clean.

I asked Cory why guys leave the toilet seat up.

He said: We're lazy and procrastinators. Why put the seat down now when we can do it when we have to poo?Unless there's a lady in the house. But we don't really think about that. When we finish peeing, we're not thinking of our female friends. We're...I don't know. Smelling our own farts or something.

I believe the main difference is aromatic really. Seriously, a girl smells girly and a boy smells. I actually have an envelope that is written all over by cory and I discussing in depth the true physical and intellecual differences between boys and girls. For instance, "Boys smell like fecal matter." I'll have to post that sometime.

"When we finish peeing, we're not thinking of our female friends. We're...I don't know. Smelling our own farts or something."

No. I just tried it. The first thing that came to my mind was a 16oz steak, baked potato, lots of BBQ sauce, and root beer.

I'm sure I speak for most guys.

Hey...I'll stick up for the guys A LITTLE here.  My father, and maybe 1 or 2 other men I've met in my life, DO think of the ladies and put the seat down.  Well, to be honest, my father grew up the only boy with 3 sisters.  Then he had 4 daughters and 1 boy...so...it was pretty much imbedded in him.  But one of the guys I know is an only child...he's just considerate I guess.  rolleyes  They are out there ladies...and catch on gentlemen! 

well...maybe when they get older and start fallin in themselves because they themselves forgot they left he seat up!  ha ha

I can't reply to this thread because I don't know my gender -.-

btw, there wasn't that option on the make an account one, there was only "male" and "female"  If I were a hippo and couldn't tell which gender from which I'd be mad >.<

we should have a war. to see who's better.

Let's do it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! We should have a tournament...we can play Battle of the Sexes, and have a scavenger hunt, and pretend we're the opposite gender for the day to see who has it harder, and then we can rent one of those giant inflatable boxing rings and try to hit each other off of little stool-things with giant Q-tips!!!!!! Girls will win, of course. YAY!!

Feel free to ask and answer any burning questions you guys may have on this topic. It's not limited to why guys don't put the toilet seat down.

Why do guys like football so much...in general, excluding Cory.

o, and us guys have Chuck Norris on our team, so you guys automatically lose, sorry.

i actually meant girls dressing up as amazon warriors and boys dressing up as greek heroes and have the two sword fight, but Q-tips also work!

Why do girls usually grow their hair out and boys keep it short? Not that I don't like my hair. Doesn't long hair symbolize power or something? Hehe.

Short hair is a sign of intelligence Jessica.

Actually, girls are going to win. We have Oprah. She'll just give everyone her favorite things and then buy the victory. So yeah.

I don't know why guys like football. Even though that one's not as gender-specific. A lot of girls like it too. Personally, I don't understand it or have any desire to.

Haha, this is what the Bible says about hair lengths in 1 Corinthians 11:14-15 - "Does not even nature itself teach you that if a man has long hair, it is a dishonor to him, but if a woman has long hair, it is a glory to her? For her hair is given to her for a covering."

So there you go.

We also have J Hud.

So Yea! We win!

who is j hud?

J-Hud is Jennifer Hudson.

We have D-Eldred so we win and plus men have "bigger brains then women, its science" (Please don't get angry its a quote from a movie)

You're brain may be bigger, but how much of it do you Really use?